February 2012
11 posts
patunes:
im afraid to try and make a funny text post because if it doesnt get any notes ill be so embarrassed and i wont be able to live with myself
me: hey whats up
upperclassman: not much just doing my homework hbu
me: oh that's cool i'm too lazy to start mine
upperclassman: wow stop complaining about your homework okay mine is much more difficult than yours your grade has absolutely no work to do
me: what i wasn't even compl—
upperclassman: dude stop being such a whiner god
me: wha—
upperclassman: wow when i was YOUR age i never complained
me: stop
upperclassman: and i'm in ELEVEN honors classes
me: bye
blainesbonerinkurtsasshole:
Season 6 of Glee:
“I am the only openly straight kid in my school”
jakeenglishisacardinal:
penotbutter:
Whenever i lose a follower i just wonder What was the final straw
melons
2 tags
January 2012
115 posts
1 tag
Me: *asks classmate for piece of paper*
Classmate: *hands piece of wide ruled paper*
Me:
Classmate:
Me:
Classmate:
Me:
Classmate: um what are you doing with that flamethrower
disabledporn:
If I see that you still have christmas lights on I’m going to punch you in the face
lolinternets:
shorturl:
How is it even possible to be a try hard on the internet?
It’s clicking and typing it’s not difficult stuff.
FUCK YOU, MAN
textposter:
i fucking hate school thank god i live in ohio so i can drop out and just be an ear of corn for a living
overplayed:
not attractive enough to be followed based on my appearance
retrded:
Lets hangout sometime code for I dont ever want to hang out with you
gossipgran:
ripalex:
remember when everyone had an obsession with saying bro
unfortunately
gossipgran:
how do i get skinny without moving
neopiacentral:
*sends out mating call to all soft pretzels of the world*
2007: o_O
2 tags
radiobread2:
Please do not wear a “blink if you want me” t-shirt or I will be forced to teach you a lesson by staring at you not blinking until I cry and my eyes bleed and even then I still will not blink the event will be very tragic as you watch me go blind because I do not want you it will take rejection to a whole new level and it will be detrimental to your psychological well being and...
galosengen:
equiuszahhak:
i will never understand the phenomenon of people reblogging posts purely for a reaction image that isn’t even anything to do with the subject of the post
Watchoneleggedpony:
thehundredacrehood:
lemunplej:
guccimom:
I’M CRYING THIS IS OS FUNNY AND GROSS FOJADSKLf
GFKJBRVGRHBVE??
source: itsanarabthing
family bonding
brazilmon:
i hate when i unfollow someone and then i see a good post with their source on it and i dont know if i should reblog it or not
“Raped the replay button XD”
– Every youtube video ever made ever (via mcsingle)
1612th:
obscured-reality:
1612th:
snooki is the only person who has written more books than she’s read
Are you people alright? She’s studied to become a vetinary technician. She’s probably read more books than YOU.
1 tag
woke up at 8 am saturday
has only slept one hour since then
lemunplej:
cccorrupted:
apparently there’s a canadian version of SOPA.
it’s called SOPEH
20 Followers
promo4homo:
captain-zac-sparrow:
I’m so excited to be at 20 followers already! I’m gonna need to step my blog game up now. Thank you all. Love you so much! Next milestone? 30! And for this milestone, I say:
an inspiration for generations to come
-shrooms:
i dont understand vegetarians like i didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to eat plants
hufflemypuffle:
i wanna see your peacock
i want, to see, your peacock
show me your peacock
show it to me
i want to see it
let me see your peacock
your peacock
intrnts:
literallysighs:
intrnts:
literallysighs:
literallysighs:
wheres my drink?!
w..what drink?
my drink?
my diet dr kelp?
dont tell me ya forgot my drink!
b…but…you didnt order any…
how am i supposed to eat this pizza without my DRIINK
netscapeshawty:
how are u 13 and have internet wtf how are u 13 and u know how to use tumblr these kids these days are very advanced with the computations when i was 13 i was dial up america onlining downloading the same porno for a week and a half
“whatever hun! xxxxxxxxx”
– people who just lost an argument (via mormonhub)